Take it or leave it, this is my life :)

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

(via mackthemane)

ppyajunebug:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via myheartsinthestars)

weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

(via gay-lee)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

themelancholyblues:

politicalsexkitten:

stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

We the People.Fear the People.

It’s us vs. them.
Power to the people.

themelancholyblues:

politicalsexkitten:

stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

We the People.
Fear the People.

It’s us vs. them.

Power to the people.

(via twentiethcenturyfoxxxx)

tomii-writes:

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

YA MEAT WILL RETREAT

pseudologia-fantastiica:

earthlyspirit:

wolfs-faye:

halcyonspfenix:

jumpingjackolantern:

aetherbox:

minimalistic-future:

zodiacbaby:

here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

I felt obligated to reblog this

It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard

let’s find out

Some good juju right here.

Bye bye bad energy!

Let’s cleanse this baby!

why do i feel like i have to reblog this

pseudologia-fantastiica:

earthlyspirit:

wolfs-faye:

halcyonspfenix:

jumpingjackolantern:

aetherbox:

minimalistic-future:

zodiacbaby:

here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

I felt obligated to reblog this

It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard

let’s find out

Some good juju right here.

Bye bye bad energy!

Let’s cleanse this baby!

why do i feel like i have to reblog this

(via tree-huggin-in-tie-dye)

coffins-aintshit-tillyou-die:

girlvisual-s:

errrinvia:

keepcalmandlovegirls:

boobslyn:

Fuck

Every time

i wish i could talk to this dude about this because every fucking time i hear those two verses the hairs on the back of my neck go straight up and i literally cry, this shit is TOO fucking real and i’ve never heard anything more accurate. this shit is real, this shit i deep and i feel for this dude

It’s back and still gets me.

Literally my life

(Source: jesusbruhh, via amytarynxo)

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

(Source: queen-angelina, via mackthemane)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via mackthemane)

magnemite-not-make-it:

thatkidmackey:

in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop:

nebraskaswole:

thisthinisinprogress:

lilacblossoms:

myantiquehabibi:

lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

I love himmmmmm

Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.

ITS BACK

best smile in hollywood 

I really hope these are legit and he didn’t just do it for the cameras.

(via bake-arie)

xmortuary:

It seems like the relationships I put the most effort towards I don’t ever get shit in return.

I’m worn out.

(via coffins-aintshit-tillyou-die)

treedaughter:

unimportant:

ninjagreen99:

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

already 400,00 notes

Sad

I will always reblog tthis from now on. ALWAYS

treedaughter:

unimportant:

ninjagreen99:

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

already 400,00 notes

Sad

I will always reblog tthis from now on. ALWAYS

(via myheartsinthestars)